technologically challenged

this is so apropos. mike bought this super fancy computer that has a touch screen and a fly landed on it and thus two separate posts. i am sure that if i hadn't had a healthy amount of vino i would be able to figure this out but alas that is not to be. so close one eye/squint/whatever you need to do to make it merge. on another note, you will notice the sink full of dishes. this is an experiment. i am going to see if mike will unload and load dishwasher. anyone care to wager on this? hand washing i will keep up on but dw is freestyle.